This is what it’s like with two guys at home:
Cousin M: Happy birthday! I got you a clown cupcake.
Cousin E: Ha, thanks.
Cousin M: [After a bite] You know what this tastes like? Remember that Play-Doh we used to play with as kids?
Aunt: You ATE that?!
Cousin E: [Takes a bite] Oh, man, you’re totally right.
Happy birthday. (: